Tuesday, February 13, 2007

ease his pain...

I know, Iknow. I have been derelict in my duties, ship me off to exxon so I can became a tanker captain . Or maybe the bush administration has room for someone who has so blatantly neglected his faithful readers. I humbly throw my self at your various feet and beg...

If you build it they will come

... your apologies. Wait, what the hell was that?
Anyways, I wish I could say that I had a good excuse for my absence from WORD, but I don't. True business has picked up, but that hasn't kept Ms. Cook from writing. No the blame rests solely on my broad shoulders. The buck shall not be pas...

If you build it they will come

... sed. There it was louder that time, surely you noticed that.

Build what? Who will come? What is this cheap Kevin Costner crap all about?

Am I losing my mind (a little but that is neither here nor there), or do I have a point?
I do have a point and not just the top of my head. Well actually my head is almost perfectly spherical and abnormally large so it doesn't really have a point, but the old saw still cuts so I had to use that joke.

Many of you know that the other holidays are rapidly approaching. And while I am a brother of the ULF, I know little of these oddly named fetes. Good friday, ash wednesday, thirsty thursday, and last but certainly not least fat tuesday or as the french say Mardi Gras these were all only recently explained to me. But I do know one thing, another french saying that strolls hand in hand with mardi gras. Laissez bon temps roulez, or something like that.

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

That is right the good folks here at the Warehouse are bring the french quarter to the corner of the Old Market. Complete with cajun food, balcony bead tossing, giant puppets, and all sorts of

If you build it they will come

Alright already, I thought I was explaining it. What more do you want me to say?

cool their drink

I'm sorry, what?

Cool their drink

No, I heard, but what does that mean?

It means that their drinks will probably be too warm because you are in Cambodia, and it is really hot there.

I hate you disembodied voice

Well you ask a stupid question

Ok I get it YOU want us to build a two story ice luge for peoples drinks. coming right up.

In all truth the real credit goes to Scott the proprietor of Viva the mexican restaurant next door that is taking part in the mardi gras festivities with us.

and now for the first time in Cambodia, and maybe even the world I present to you

THE LUGE

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your not supposed to drink when your pregnant!

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is what the malay call "mataklap" you look it up in " bahasa malay" ( speak malay) and you will find the word "mataklap" as " tropical madness" something that quite often happened in the old colonial years when it all went to the head of many a man. it seems we have a clear case here and there are only few solutions . one is stay there and dont bother us . two is come home immidiately and we will lock you up . take your pick in the meantime enjoy

8:00 PM  
Blogger Ryan A said...

Sorry I think the disembodied voice was mine. I hate it when it does that. I want to luge.

2:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell are you talking about?!

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay away from the opium dens, and ignore the voices and they usually go away.

12:06 PM  

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